This tongue-shaped tea infuser "gives a fresh new way to envy your friends with a unique design. The tea gently gets infused with warm water through the holes in the shape of the accessory so that you enjoy the fresh taste every time." The Tongue tea infuser retails for $9 on Amazon.
Skull + Spoon = Skloon, the 'Jason' skloon Friday the 13th inspired 'Jason' hockey mask. Made by hand from old silverware. Use the spoons to stir lattes, to drink soup, and to spread peanut butter and horror all over your toast. The spoons are available on Etsy for $38.